COCKROACHJANTAPARTY
INDESTRUCTIBLE
PARTY
Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed
A political party for the people the system forgot to count.
Secular – Socialist – Democratic – Lazy
Official Party Documents
OUR 5 DEMANDS
Ban post-retirement Rajya Sabha appointments
Because apparently losing an election means you get a bonus round in the upper house. Retirement should mean retirement, not a government-funded sabbatical with veto powers.
50% women reservation in Parliament
Parliament is already chaotic. It needs female chaotic energy to match. Also, the country is 50% women — wild idea, but maybe represent that?
20-year defection ban for politicians
Switching parties every election cycle should not be called 'political strategy.' It's called betrayal. We will call it what it is and also charge a defection tax.
Ban CBSE recheck fees
You already paid for the exam. You already paid for the result. Now pay again to confirm they didn't mark your paper wrong? Corruption at Rs 500 a sheet is still corruption.
Full NEET support and reform
For every student who studied 14 hours a day and got robbed by a paper leak, a bribery ring, or pure systemic negligence. The exam should be fair. Novel concept.
* All demands subject to zero legislative compliance. CJP reserves the right to also demand free wifi, nap time in Parliament, and a separate budget line for memes.
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